• "I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it." -- Jonathan Winters
• "I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific." -- Lily Tomlin
• "The hardest years in life are those between 10 and 70." -- Helen Hayes (at 73)

Intuition and psychic skills grow as we do.

• When two psychic friends met, one said, "You are fine. How am I?"
• I almost had a psychic girlfriend -- she left me before I met her.

We all have important inner challenges to work on. Growth is a life-long process.

• "All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner." -- Red Skelton
• "If you think are you are enlightened, go and spend a week with your parents." -- Ram Dass
• Adult Children of Normal Parents rented a large auditorium for a major conference and only 2 people showed up.

Learn how to idealize and create what you need and want.

• During a deadly drought season a preacher called his congregation together to pray for rain. At the gathering he commented, "Not one of you believes - no one brought an umbrella."
• I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

If you know of any excellent, clean, non-harmful jokes, I always appreciate a good laugh. I'm also always watching for jokes that can lighten our way to higher consciousness. Please send any my way so I can share them.